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                      PATIENT FOR A DAY

                       Words & Music Copyright by Barry Feldman (ASCAP)

Hire an ad agency, Enter the lottery
Your baby needs an operation
Gotta get a PR man, raise money quickly as you can
Sell yourself to the nation
Try to get on the news or on Phil Donahue
Or best of all though your chances are small
You could try to get on

Patient For A Day
The game show people are dyin to play
Mail in your entry right away
To Patient For A Day, care of this station
Thatís Patient For A Day, care of this station

If you can get on the show the audience in the studio
Will hear each contestantís story
Then they will try to choose who the President would choose
So you better not be boring
You can win an operation or a dayís recuperation
If you get the bonus question you could win a doctor too
Or get a game to play at home even if you lose

On Patient For A Day
The game show that people are dyin to play
Mail in your entry right away
To Social Insecurity, care of this station, thatís
Patient For A Day
The game show people are dyin to play
Mail in your entry right away
To The National Survival Match, care of this station, thatís
The National Survival Match, care of this station, thatís
Survival Match America, care of this station, thatís
Survival Match America, care of this station
Survival Match America, care of this station, thatís
Survival Match America, care of this station
Survival Match America, care of this station
Survival Match America, care